A SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT POLL FOR MEN AND WOMEN:

MEN: You meet a woman, and whatever requisite activities that lead up to you both being naked and about to engage in hot monkey love have occurred. As you negotiate your way around her anatomy and ask her what she likes, the object of your affection tells you that while she loves oral sex, she'd prefer it if you both skipped the cliched vaginal penetration in lieu of some good old anal sex. Does this entice you or revolt you? Why?

WOMEN: Read the above scenario. Does the idea of being that woman make you feel all dirty in a good way or a bad way? Why?

If you feel the need to share your response, or merely tell me I'm a sick freak, go ahead.

Otherwise, back to the rest of the story.