what the hell is ask pixie?

well, askpixie is retired. however, this is what it used to be...

because:
sometimes you have a problem, and you don't know where to turn... sometimes you have a question, and you don't know who to ask... sometimes you have something that you can't readily identify, whether it be animal, vegetable or mineral, or a startling combination thereof... and sometimes you just need someone you can turn to, ask, or maybe just show your thingy.
you want someone else to micromanage your problems?
here is where you can turn for advice, whether you are a member of the morally bankrupt, or are just otherwise filled with some sort of turpitude that needs a little perspective from someone that isn't you.

(unless you're stupid, or easily offended. then just go away.)

(if you want to know about some form of japanese thermal relaxing, reconditioning, or straightening, please click here.)
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(if you want to know about eyelash extensions, please click here.)

previous queries:

july 2005
30
23
16
09
02 another 40 lashes for being sassy

june 2005
25 traduzca, por favor
18 unsolicited beauty advice
11 holding emails check
04 googling education for others

may 2005
28 random
21 a squirting minority
14 online voyeurism
07 woodn't you

april 2005
30 (suckers, it isn't an askpixie)
23 speaks for itself
16 ricettas
09
02

march 2005
26 negativity and good eats
19
12 words and (dirty) deeds
5 an intriguing offer
 
february 2005
26 jilbere quandary
19 etiquette
12 amazon deception
05 odd ball wonder dog
 
january 2005
cancelled some more
december 2004
25
18
11
04
 
november 2004
27
20
13
06
 
october 2004
30
23
16
09
02
 
september 2004
25
18
11
04
 
august 2004
28 juicy controversy
21 summer plans
14 help getting it up
07 someone's got cooties and it isn't me
 
july 2004
31 crafty and juicy
24 life coaching
17 batting your lashes
10 döppelgangerland
03 not dates
 
june 2004
26 even stupid people want tr
19 shiny and scientific
12 lashing me to death
05 post-tr time trials
 
may 2004
29 highlighting + tr testimonial
22 hairdresser pay revealed
15 shinbi hookup
08 creative consulting
01 going with the gut
 
april 2004
24 love oil
17 cutting on video
10 in a bit of a color fix
03 yuko down low
 
march 2004
27
20
13
06 say what?
 
february 2004
cancelled again
 
january 2004
31
24
17
10
03
december 2003
27
20
13
06
 
november 2003
29 investment spam
22 str8 in the uk
15 nursery fun
08 shampo
01 lashing out
 
october 2003
25 biolustrous
18 get rich quirk
11 lip optimizer
04 city views
 
september 2003
27 frontpixie express
20 honey, honey
13 googling qvc products
06 spammish
 
august 2003
30 webcams, the porn industry, and relationship issues
23 paco conundrum
16 empty thoughts
09 goldfish virus
02 enlarged and in charge
 
july 2003
26 deflecting stupidity
19 super powers activate, form of... nevermind
12 öppna i webläsare
05 everything you ever wanted to know about hair, but were afraid to google
 
june 2003
28 poison control yourself
21 psychic v. time travel
14 tiffany chai
07 blankity blank
 
may 2003
31 color vs. tr alternatives
24 straight out detroit
17 non-tr straightening
10 brief props
03 brassiere linkage
 
april 2003
26 picking a tr system and a stylist to do it
19 deciding which tr system is right for you
12 finding jay sung
05 advertising redux
 
march 2003
29 shinbi not me
22 rusk compatibility
15 2-4-1: braking and breaking
08 employment deployment
01 recondition reconstruct
 
february 2003
cancelled this year
 
january 2003
25 wanna florida style
18 consumer computer quandary
11 public spam areas
04 to fade or not to fade
december 2002
28 str8 4 ny
21 straightening new jersey
14 riddle me this
07 hucksters, take heed
 
november 2002
30 ancient chinese secret
23 love, a crazy little thing called
16 oh, for christ's sake
09 search engineer
02 relaxin' japan
 
october 2002
26 maiden japan
19 debt free
12 name's fame game
05 financialize
 
september 2002
28 spam scam
21 currency
14 advertiserly advice
07 mystery goods
 
august 2002
31 jingoistic call to arms
24 camera hijinx
17 spice things up
10 lickety-split
03 great escape
 
july 2002
27 lick me
20 unsolicited advice
13 magickal rotato-brushing
06 a good scandal
 
june 2002
29 over the hill and through 
22 moving
15 isle of idealistic pixies
08 tragic magnet redux
01 present future plans
 
may 2002
25 clippercide
18 up one degree
11 vague
04 pleas
 
april 2002
27 biscotti
20 souper
13 fun money
06 tipperary
 
march 2002
30 jupiter toll-free
23 dreamin'
16 dairy queer
09 mojito mamba
02 pimping part 2
 
february 2002
23 gambling muse
16 thimble-watching
09 wuv, twoo wuv
02 oscars
 
january 2002
26 mullets
19 foundation
12 mixing it up
05 glossolalia
december 2001
29 tipping
22 orgasim
15 sugar baby
08 cuter than dolly
01 familial relations
 
november 2001
24 candleplay aftercare
17 fall into the gap
10 charity
03 pimping pixie
 
october 2001
27 boo-bies
20 co-independence
13 fruity goodness
06 mariah scarey
 
september 2001
29 explaining women
22 fruity hooch
15 what eva happened 2?
08 pixie's fall forecast
01 stains and tomatoes
 
august 2001
25 rules of attraction
18 niente
11 tv viewing
04 breaking up
 
july 2001
28 amphibian linguistics
21 tattoo you
14 avoidance issues
07 decoding women
 
june 2001
30 dating
23 website
17 hotornottie
09 friendship
02 work woes
 
may 2001
26 lithium and settlling
19 defining relationships
12 sage advice

do you have a question for askpixie? mail: askpixie(at)pixiemartin(dot)com

If pixie can't help, you're screwed.™

( disclaimer: as you can imagine, askpixie is not a licensed therapist, nor is she a doctor of anything. she has, however, had enough problems in her life, and enough damn therapy, that she can pretty much handle most of what you could probably throw at her. and whatever she can't directly answer herself, she will do her best to find an answer for you elsewhere. most likely through google. unless otherwise noted, all thoughts and opinions expressed herein, therein, and whereverin you're looking, are © pixiemartin, 2005. you gotta problem with that, punk? i didn't think so.)