04.17.01
Three things I learned today:
1) Instead of buying larger clothing when they outgrow them, fat people should just stop eating. It is less expensive, and they will look better too.*
2) Those Mexican people at McDonald's sure work hard, even if they can't speak our language.**
3) Peanut butter cookies made with the baking soda of uncertain antiquity that you found in the back of the kitchen cupboard taste like peanut butter cookies with an undercurrent of pantry-flavored ass.
*This kernel of wisdom is provided by my least favorite client, Miss Virginia (Ginny) Funk.
**Another fine Funk-ism.
